Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sarcasm. Show all posts

Monday, November 7, 2011

Photography 3/52 + in which i complain


School.

*Sigh*

Highschool, I have decided, is a very scary thing. Just this week I have 2 papers, 2 tests, 1 quarterly exam, and a massive amount of homework to complete. Oh, and I have to read the book Walden by Wednesday. Unfortunately, I'm not going to be able to go to the library until Tuesday evening... Yes, large amounts of caffienated drinks will be consumed that night. :D

But despite my complaining, I actually enjoy school most of the time. (Except for math, which in my opinion has no redeeming quality whatsoever. Do I hear an Amen Hallelujah?!)

I guess you could just say that I'm paying for my week of pure awesome with a week of not so awesome. (Witty word play, no?)

Now, if you will excuse me, I have a wonderful evening of intellectual stimulation scheduled. :P You can probably expect a more uplifting post sometime around Wednesday.


~ Abby


Friday, October 14, 2011

In which i make an attempt at sardonic humor

*Warning: the following was written about 8 months ago whilst the author was incredibly bored*

Motivation.
 
Something most of us could use more of.

Unfortunately, I fall into that catagory. I really really want to 
stick to that diet, ace that test, etc. But I don't try hard enough. 
Yes, this is one of my shortcomings; but I have been working on it. I 
have improved though. But there are some things people use to justify 
their lack of self motivation. Such as...

1. I'm too busy.

Yes, I know. You are to busy checking your facebook, reading that 
magazine, or watching that tv show. You're right, all that is much more 
important than getting amazing grades so you can one day get into 
college, get a job, find the cure for cancer, and invent self tying 
shoes. Gotcha.

2. I'll do it... Tomorrow.

Ah, the famous 't' word. Did you know that tomorrow will be today and 
that the next tomorrow will also be today? So by using that 't' word, 
you are actually saying "Yeah, I'll do it never". BUT, it sounds like 
you are legitimately going to do it soon, thus getting out of doing it 
ever.

3. I'll get to it right after I finish _______.

Yes, I'm sure you will. But after you finish _________, something 
else, such as _________ is bound to come up.

I'm in no way trying to degrade the fine individuals who use these 
excuses, I use them myself more than I ought to. But, it might be an 
issue that might need some attenention in you're life.

I know, you'll give it some attention right after you finish 
___________, maybe sometime tomorrow. I get it, your busy.

So, did you like it? Did you hate it? Comment and tell me! :D
 
~ Abigail